"‘You know why I complain, Thomas? ‘Cause I need a real man! I need a real man, not a child or a boy. Give me a hard rock—ooh—not a soft little toy! You think women are hard? You think we’re evil and mean? Well I think maybe you don’t need us—’ ‘Maybe you on the wrong team.’ ‘So, I need a real man, and my standards are high. Don’t like what you just heard? Then you need not apply.’"

Deliver Us From Eva